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After Not Trying For Years Ubisoft Will Now Start Making Good Games Again, Maybe

Ubisoft looked like a joke upon the release of Skull & Bones after claiming it would be a AAAA game. Turns out the joke is on us as Ubisoft now claims they haven’t even been trying to make good games for at least a decade! In fact, we haven’t even seen their true power. They referred to themselves as the Dragon Ball Z character Cell. In order to reach full potential they need to suck the money out of all their customers over and over again before they can release something good. The games they have put out in the last 10 years have worked like conduits that have been drawing money in and now they claim is the time that they can unleash a good game on the world. Or maybe they’ll just release one more Far Cry game set in Borneo that includes a dictator or cult leader, or both.

It has been promised that their future good games offer bigger worlds, more collectables, more map locations and much more of more. Ubisoft do not plan on revealing which game is going to be the future good game as that didn’t quite work well for Skull & Bones. Pete Bagley, the captain of the Wednesday night Ubisoft social league basketball team had this to say on the subject.

“We don’t actually know what our good game will be, it is very hush hush. Once the journalist’s are done scoring our game is when we let you the people know if it is good or not.”

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