Australia Send Taiwan 800 Million Dollars to Make an NRL Team to Scare Off Surrounding Chinese Navy
In a last ditch effort to provide assistance to Taiwan in their efforts to remain not invaded Australia will be spending big! Taiwan...
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Albanese to Stop Toddlers From Watching Annoying Kids on YouTube Unboxing Toys
Toys are fun to play with, not so fun to sit and watch a kid play with them on Youtube and it's evident that Albo gets this. One of the...
Church Projector Guy Steps Down and Teaches the Next Generation to Mistime Slide Changes to Keep Tradition Alive
Bert Haggerty, leading slide technician of Palm Leaf Springs Covenantal Life Baptist Church has decided at the age of 81, enough is...
Italian Plumbers Named Mario Are Being Stowed Under Floorboards to Escape Nintendo Lawyers
The Metal Mario fist of law is coming down of late on anything that shows a slight likeness or allusion to any Nintendo property....
Man Beaten to Within an Inch of Death for Wearing Jar-Jar Binks Shirt in 2024
Some say time heals everything, this is a load of baloney though. Some hurts go so deep that no amount of counselling or rewatching of...
Exclusive Scoop: Are Pokemon Destined for the Butcher?
Catching a Pokémon you don’t actually want is something we all do, it’s a part of normal Pokémon trainer life. The option to send your...
The Switch 2 is Strong, Miyamoto is Stronger
In a macho display of attention seeking, Shigeru Miyamoto has revealed to the world his muscles of all things and the Nintendo Switch 2....
Jim Ryan’s Coveted Grey PS5 Up For Grabs In Fight To The Death Event
Another day of retirement slowly draws to an end and Jim sits back in his armchair, something grey catches his attention and he wonders...
Retired Athlete With Big Ego Writes Autobiography On His Big Ego
Playing sport and being on the big screen is inspirational. Deep down everyone dreams of being just like a famous sportsperson. Kicking...
Arctic Commando Regretfully Uses Toilet While the Wind Changes
Ever gone for a quick visit to the John only to come out with your life completely changed? Most have been lucky to escape with only the...
Assassins Creed Shadows, Yasuke, Was the First Black Samurai to Ride a Honda
According to the trusted DEI team... I mean historians at Ubisoft, the indomitable Yasuke of Assassins Creed Shadows is far more...
Donkey Kong Just a Misunderstood Business Gorilla
To do well in business it is necessary to dress smart, smell good and wear a tie. Donkey Kong is naked, he smells like wet dog and he...
Want to Leave Gamepass? It's too late. Microsoft Increase Difficulty on Cancelling
Subscriber retention is dwindling, the happy family is falling apart and the team at Microsoft are trying something new.
Slob of a Husband Unexpectedly Works in Neglected Garden and Breaks Back
Harry Hernandez, a self-proclaimed simple man, never had any intention to do any yard work. The weeds were higher than a hippy at...
After Not Trying For Years Ubisoft Will Now Start Making Good Games Again, Maybe
Ubisoft looked like a joke upon the release of Skull & Bones after claiming it would be a AAAA game. Turns out the joke is on us as...
Local Cat Lady's Cat Spends $250,000 on Pokemon Go
Isn't it cute when your cat paws at things in a playful manner? Not when the playful pawing cat is racking up an enormous bill in the...
Sony CEO Partnership in Question After Bickering Over Cake and Other Trivialities
Jim’s throne (the nickname for Jim Ryan’s personal toilet) was another area of contention.
Laid Off Square Employees Get Sent Home With Unwanted Merch
Most never look forward to the inevitable day of once again stepping in poop, even less people look forward to being made redundant....
Screen Cheating, The Charge to Finally Lock Up Trump
A major news update in the ‘Put Trump in Jail No Matter the Cost’ trial, with a declaration of misconduct and cheating in friendly match...
Mostly Peaceful Protests Erupt at Microsoft HQ in Wake of Tango Gameworks Closure
Laid off developers and appreciators of their craft have rallied together to politely show they aren’t super happy about recent studio...
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