In a last ditch effort to provide assistance to Taiwan in their efforts to remain not invaded Australia will be spending big! Taiwan noticed that China weren't harassing Papua New Guinea anymore and their defence analysts put it down to the news of an upcoming NRL team funded by the Australian government. They reached out to Australia and begged for timely assistance as more warships circled the island nation. Albanese had this to say in a recent press conference on the issue.
"Nothing scares off the red army like a bunch of meat heads throwing a ball around. That is why we're doubling down and investing in the country of Taiwan to ensure their safety with an NRL team. The presence of the Chinese navy in the Taiwanese Sea is unwelcome and if we can get an NRL team to do their thing in Taiwan then we're certain that will bolster the security efforts against China." It is a bold move by the government and unless the Chinese get their own drug fueled team up and going then their will be no hope on their horizon. Australia in this time will be remembered like Gandalf arriving at dawn to aid the men of Rohan at Helms Deep, Godspeed NRL team.
*Pictured: Albanese helping pick the side for Taiwanese team.
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