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Albanese to Stop Toddlers From Watching Annoying Kids on YouTube Unboxing Toys

Toys are fun to play with, not so fun to sit and watch a kid play with them on Youtube and it's evident that Albo gets this. One of the most pointless sources of entertainment for toddlers will most likely be unwatchable for two reasons. One reason being is it generally sucks and the other reason being that a toddler will need to find an agreeable parent to watch it with them. Fat chance kids. Their days of watching trains chugging along boring circuits, diggers moving sand in a sand pit and spoilt kids that act bad while opening toys are over. Parents can now tell their children the government knows what's best for them and they'll completely understand.

"Look my son it says right here in the Online Safety Act that children under 16 can't watch YouTube, you're just going to have to watch my old Pingu VHS so then you can grow up to be just like me!"

This is a sentence parents have dared to be able to say and now the nanny state will make it a reality for us.

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