The show of wits and cunning are ever present in the lead up to another election as Australians plan their vote for Australia's most popular person. There is no better time for a politician to show the country how good they are than in the race toward election day. This would normally come easy for a politician if it weren't for their opposition and the fact that they can't help shining a light on all the dirty laundry in their lives. It turns out if politicians never ran against someone then we'd never realise how useless they were at their job and at life in general. Anthony Albanese had a few slights to throw at Peter Dutton and his seemingly pathetic life and Dutton was all too eager to sledge back at the no hoper Albanese.
"Old Dut's couldn't run a country if it smacked him in the face."
To which Dutton replied.
"Can you really trust this man to run this country when he mixes up his sayings? Not to mention how bad he has been at spending our money. I would spend our money far better and more frequently."
Dutton stares soullessly back at Albanese.
"Given the opportunity to keep running the country I would make sure to spend money again and it wouldn't be wasted on polish, I mean have you seen how shiny this losers head is? Imagine the money he blows on that look! You can't trust a hairless man."
Dutton stiffens and retaliates.
"My shiny head has nothing to do with this, your bad policies and inability to run this country is what is bad. I've watched you run this country into the ground and my party won't let that happen until thousands more bills of legislation are passed by us! Oh and your glasses don't suit you."
The argument continued late into the night and Australia mainly found out that Albanese is good at spending money and can't hold a pen properly and Dutton has a shiny head and has no friends. We're in good hands.
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