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The Switch 2 is Strong, Miyamoto is Stronger

In a macho display of attention seeking, Shigeru Miyamoto has revealed to the world his muscles of all things and the Nintendo Switch 2. His muscles were quite impressive, it wasn't exactly what journalists came for though. People have been unaware until now of the power that has been poured into the new console and Miyamoto is proving that many gains have been made. He showed off how many squats he could do while holding it, which after 200 did appear to be working him out quite well. With the power cables firmly plugged in he flung the console around like a pair of nun chucks and demonstrated further how powerful it was. Lastly he put it on his back and did 100 one handed push ups. The sweat dripped from his brow, Miyamoto proved that it was a toss up between which was more powerful, him or the machine. Some critics during the announcement shouted out criticism on the show of strength by the apparent lack of hardware performance shown by the console itself. This criticism Miyamoto dealt with by changing the subject to the price. Nintendo don't want to be beaten on price and are shaming Sony with their PS5 Pro price by charging $1500 USD for their new console. Miyamoto stood there awkwardly smiling as no one applauded and wondered if his pricing team beat Sony on the price in the wrong direction.


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