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Assassins Creed Shadows, Yasuke, Was the First Black Samurai to Ride a Honda

According to the trusted DEI team... I mean historians at Ubisoft, the indomitable Yasuke of Assassins Creed Shadows is far more historically significant than many realise. Not only did he supposedly come out of the closet at some point and was probably the best samurai to ever live but he also popped sick monos on his Honda motorcycle. The motorcycle often believed by normies to be invented by Germans, Daimler Reitwagen and Gottlieb Daimler, should do some fact checking because they're ignorant and dumb. Ubisoft revealed the actual inventor to be Yasuke, otherwise they wouldn't have put it in the game, so it has to be true.

A motorcyclist without a road equals a bored motorcyclist, this Yasuke remedied by finding time amongst samurai stuff and keeping his boyfriend happy, to construct the Fuji Speedway. DLC will be released if anyone happens to buy the game that will allow the player to replay this moment in history and race on the track in the first ever Japanese Moto GP event.

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