Another day of retirement slowly draws to an end and Jim sits back in his armchair, something grey catches his attention and he wonders what it could be? That’s right it’s that grey PS5 space craft looking thing that he doesn’t know how to turn on. What is its actual purpose in his house apart from being the foundation for a bustling city of dust? Surely they could’ve sent him home with a new barbeque or some golf clubs. Staring at it he pouts about the way it ruins the lovely Scottish décor. His wife enters and notices his troubled face and Jim points at the PS5 and then crosses his arms grumpily.
“Well, you know it’s funny you mention that thing. I was out buying some Scottish milk the other day and I bumped into Jill McKenny. She said her boy knew about your PS5 and that him and his friends would kill to get their hands on it.”
Jim had no idea how popular his model was and thought the grey would’ve looked quite depressing to most people. As it was in high demand he decided to put the console to use. In the town hall he plastered posters on the walls that read,
“Brave Warriors Wanted! Jim Ryan’s Grey PS5 Ye want? Then Ye shall shed blood! A bath of crimson shall be made at noon tomorrow and a PS5 will be won!”
Jim couldn’t believe he hadn’t thought of this earlier, it would make for some good sport with the bonus of ridding him of the dumb console. The day came and young 12 year old Mickey Lanegan took home the grand prize after lacerating all the other contenders with a broken whiskey bottle. Jim got down on his knees next to Mickey for a photo and handed him the PS5. He ruffled his hair and walked home and sat in his armchair. The grey offensive hunk of plastic was gone, Jim was pleased.
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