Playing sport and being on the big screen is inspirational. Deep down everyone dreams of being just like a famous sportsperson. Kicking the winning goals, winning the premiership cup and getting caught up in sex and drug scandals that don’t get enough media attention. Not all people have what it takes to be such a big deal. That’s why we leave it up to the experts. Recently a big time footballer named Dustin Fartin released an autobiography detailing his awesomeness and hired the same ghost writer that wrote all the autobiographies for his big deal teammates. Dustin was the type of guy on the team that thought everybody loved him and that he could do no wrong, in his mind he was absolutely right. If you were wrong then to him you were a nobody, what a guy! At the end of his final game he made sure to take his shirt off while leaving the ground and pointed proudly at himself. The game itself was a doozy with Dustin losing the game for them by being a ball hog, that didn’t matter though because the match was all about him. With a career focussed on himself in a team based environment you would think he would be a failure. You are so wrong, that’s why he is working on an autobiography, only people who are successful write these. His tales about himself and his ego are so interesting that they deserve to be read by somebody. Here is the thought-provoking blurb by Dustin.
“I mean, where do I start? I’m so incredible and what I have achieved is so remarkable. I’ve been kicking balls my whole career and now I am going to get people to read about it. I am just such a big deal. I didn’t write this to inspire kids and tell them to follow their dreams, I did this because it’s about me.”
Dustin himself said he would even buy a copy and sit it proudly on his coffee table to remind people of him when they are visiting him.
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