After hearing a disagreeable opinion a male in his twenties appears to have possibly died from not hearing what he wanted to hear. Death's like this aren't common, in fact they don't happen. Tyson Belcher, recounts the traumatic occasion before Bart Head suddenly left this world.
"Well, we were on break at work and we were talking games, because who actually wants to talk about work on their break? He was telling me how This year has been stacked with awesome games and that there will be and has been no other year like it. I just plainly, said back,
'Yeah, kinda, but 2006 was cooler.' Immediately after this comment Bart's face began to drip with sweat and his colour changed from peeled potato to a glowing ripe tomato.
'Sure this year has Zelda: TOTK but 2006 had Twilight Princess and that has a hookshot.' Bart's veins bulged and pulsed and he rose from his chair.
'2006 had a real Final Fantasy game too that had decent sidequests.' The body of Bart stiffened and he seemed to slowly rise upward. Underfoot the room shuddered, so I just carried on with my opinion.
'Plus why did Bethesda bother with Starfield when people are still playing Oblivion?' Smoke bellowed out of Bart's ears and his feet turned into rocket thrusters. Through the ceiling he went and I guess he just kept going. You do you man."
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