Miss World 2022 Sings Inspirational Song 'One Thousand Words' And Saves The World
- Nick
- Oct 19, 2023
- 3 min read
United Nations Secretary General António Guterres who, is a total weeb, recently made it to a point in his first playthrough of Final Fantasy X-2 where songstress Yuna is to perform to the two divided factions of Spira. Her song titled One Thousand Words is J-Pop’s answer to Celine Dion and it’s a secret weapon in the hands of peacemakers. Antonio scratched his head and then a light bulb flashed above his neat grey hair. He picked up his satellite phone and phoned Washington.
“Get me Miss World 2022 winner Karolina Bielawska on the line!”
“Yessir.” Came the reply.
Moments passed. “Hello this is Karolina how may I help you?”
“Looky here missy we got some problems with those Russians and Ukranians. I got this great, great plan. You can sing One Thousand Words yeah, that dame Yuna sang it and brought the Youth League and the Yevonites together.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Karolina replied puzzled.
“No time to explain, just Youtube it. Russia, Ukraine, bad stuff, song help. Get dressed in your best, we’ll be in Poland by breakfast.”
Dismayed and confused Karolina put the phone down and immediately began learning One Thousand Words. She now understood the cryptic phone call, her heart was changed forever. The day of the concert came and Karolina stood before the Kremlin, dressed in a Russian and Ukrainian flag onesie. Zelenskyy and Putin stood facing each other like two boxers in a sweaty weigh off. The song began and their intense stares mellowed as the calming effect of the first stanza kissed their eardrums.
“I know that you're hiding things,
Using gentle words to shelter me,
Your words were like a dream,
But dreams could never fool me not that easily.”
Karolina sung like Eastern Europe depended on it and suddenly jumped onto a trapeze that hung from a low flying hot air balloon. She put on a show that would make P!nk blush. Armed men with rocket launchers aimed at the hot air balloon, they fired and great big glitter bombs launched out as she hit the second chorus.
"Cause a thousand words,
Call out through the ages,
They'll fly to you Even though I can't see,
I know they're reaching you,
Suspended on silver wings.”
At this point it was clear the message was getting across as Putin, like a young father, launched Zelenskyy up on to his shoulders. Together they bounded down Kremlin lane giving high fives to Russians and Ukranians while throwing out lollipops. Tears ran down their eyes as the song came to a close.
“And a thousand words {oohh},
Called out through the ages {called through the ages},
They'll cradle you {oh yeah},
Making all of your lonely years to only days {only days},
They'll hold you forever......... Ohhhhhhhhhhh One Thousand Words...”
Karolina bowed and Secretary General Antonio Guterres shook her hand with both of his. “You saved the world! It worked in the game and now it worked in real life, I knew you could do it! Turns out you need to do more than just get a Swedish girl to yell how dare you at a room full of Boomers!”
If you want to hear me sing like a beautiful dame then take a listen to episode 5 of Nothing New Under The Porch and you'll hear this world healing song, it'll be worth it.
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