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Laid Off Square Employees Get Sent Home With Unwanted Merch

Most never look forward to the inevitable day of once again stepping in poop, even less people look forward to being made redundant. Imagine stepping in poop and being made redundant in the same day, tragic. Recently laid off developers from Square Enix may be missing out on putting their skills toward future stinkers like Forspoken however they aren’t missing out on the redundancy package of a lifetime. Developers in the U.S. were walked off the job after the news of being laid off and you couldn’t tell if the smile on their face or the bag of goodies they were given as recompense was bigger. Each worker was given permission to go through the merch room, a room that is a wonderland for all Square merchandise. You name it and that room has got it! We were able to catch up with an ex-employee who was proudly wearing a Stranger of Paradise cap, the cap itself was almost outshone by the exceptional moustache he had grown. The man wished to remain anonymous but was willing to unload his goodies for us.

Among it all he had a feathery Chocobo toilet seat cover.

A t-shirt with an arrow pointing to Tidus with the quote “I’m With Stupid!”

The Unofficial Forspoken Cooking Book.

An Octopath Traveller full body swimsuit for his wife.

A Dragon Quest Blue Slime fit ball.

2 copies of Star Ocean The Second Story R signed by George Foreman.

And a real life Foamstars foam gun.

The contents were ultimately well worth being sacked over and no developer had any bad words to say toward Square Enix. Reports are that those remaining at Square Enix will be underperforming at their job so that they get the boot and get the loot.

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