A major news update in the ‘Put Trump in Jail No Matter the Cost’ trial, with a declaration of misconduct and cheating in friendly match of Goldeneye 64 by Trump himself. On a weekend leading up to the 2020 election Trump invited current POTUS Biden to his house for some pizza, Mountain Dew and Goldeneye 64, Biden’s minders needed him home by 9PM so they packed in as much of the above as possible!
Now to the present day in the court room prosecutors nailed Trump with the findings of foul play and believed they finally had something to put him away with.
“Mr Trump, did you or did you not choose the character Oddjob every single match?”
“I did, absolutely.”
“Did you happen to die at all in any matches?”
Trump snorts with laughter. “Well, ah no, you see Oddjob is the very best and uh there’s no way ol sleepy Joe could keep up.”
“It is well known Mr Trump that cheaters pick Oddjob as he has a smaller hitbox, this would lead us to believe you knowingly picked Oddjob on this basis to give you an unfair advantage.”
Trump stares hard at the prosecutor like he’s going to fire him and claims. “What does it matter, small or big hitboxes, if he can’t hit me then that’s a him problem. Besides every time I looked at his screen he was walking into a wall.”
The prosecutor grinningly looked aside to an officer of the law and nodded in Trump’s direction, the prosecutor then spoke victoriously.
“We’ve got him boys! Mr Trump you have just admitted to screen cheating, in this court of law I hereby ask the judge if she could slam down the gavel and pronounce you guilty?”
Down slammed the gavel and the judged boomed. “Guilty!”
Trump was bound, gagged and dragged off without another word. No matter who you are or how much money you have screen cheaters will be dealt with and you can’t buy yourself out of that mischief.
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