The Game Awards have yet again been met with the on stage presence of the uninvited. Christopher Judge who was invited to present an award was made a joke of in light of his staggering acceptance speech from the year prior. People laughed at his fake outrage and they continued to laugh after he said. “I’m not going to stand up here, making long speeches. I’m going to stick to the script. No eight-minute speech like last year. But fun fact, my speech was actually longer than this year’s Call of Duty campaign.”
In the crowd, actor Will Smith briefly joined the laughter and then his face changed to stone after his wife Jada whispered in his ear.
“Are you just going to sit there laughing after he made fun of my favourite game?”
Will stood up and marched with a head full of steam at the joker. Chris faced him with a smile.
“Oh hey Will-“ Will stopped him mid sentence and screamed, “HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY WIFE’S FAVOURITE GAME!” Will turned and looked at Jada and she nodded. This was his cue. Will turned back and suddenly slapped Chris across the face with all of his Fresh Prince might. A sickening snap and a cry of pain followed. Will hunched over and held his hand as his wrist had shattered into a million pieces. Like a mountain Chris loomed over him.
“Look dawg I didn’t mean nothing it’s just my wife likes that game and-“ Chris unleashed a Kratos roar and took Will by the ankles. He started spinning him around and around until a vortex of energy spiralled around them. A shockwave launched from the stage as Will Smith was hurled through the roof of the stadium. Chris brushed himself off and resumed the speech with a grin.
“Anyway, the best performance goes to… me! Hahahaha!”
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