An excited wife who sings like a cat being swung around by its tail jumped at the purchase of the new Singstar game. “A Christmas miracle!” She exclaimed. The release of Singstar Last Christmas is timely as it is the only Christmas song being played in stores at the moment and is bound to sell millions of copies. The only bad thing, or good thing, depending on your poison is that there truly is only one song. How much life can be sucked out of the game depends on how crazy a fan you are. This will make or break a relationship, it’ll only break them actually, and local men are quickly coming up with excuses to not be at home or to divert their wives attention from purchasing the game. Suddenly gutters are being emptied after the kids have gone to bed and the power keeps inconveniently shutting off. One man has even gone to the effort of uprooting their whole lives and moving to an Amish community. Another dutiful husband with a noticeable thumb print on his head went to the store for his commanding wife and bought it for her. His weekend then consisted of dueting with her to Mariah Carey. He definitely had a choice though and wanted to, his wife totally wasn’t forcing him into it. Let’s hope this Christmas our wives and girlfriends won’t be putting us through this pain.
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