“You’d think I would’ve grown out of it by now, I guess things won’t change.” Gamer dad Nate Heckington sighs and resigns himself to the thought of having another accident while playing a horror game. Lucky for Nate though he was ahead of the pack when it came to Spooktober this year. The month of the year that is designated to playing a horror game. It’s a clever play on words as you notice spook goes along with being scary and then tober is the second half of October so that makes it Spooktober.
“I’m not going to have a repeat of last year with what happened while playing Resident Evil 7. Man that was a cleanup job.” Gamer dad’s have long been pooping themselves while playing horror games and no dignified solution has arisen. Until now. Depend: Underwear For Men, have come out with a new and dignified range of adult diapers/nappies that are relevant and cool. The new range includes Pac Man characters on them, now gamer dad’s can lounge around and look on trend. It also includes the saying written across the back, “I Pac-ked my dacks.” Make sure to hurry like Nate and get in while stocks last because we all know what horror games do to us!
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